Look at how a referee fouls a player and calls a foul on another player:
Another player who returns a slap got sent off:
Another player bangs into his teammate and a foul is called:
May 28, 2009
Singapore Junior Colleges light bulb joke
The JC Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
May 27, 2009
Susan Boyle went off key
I think everyone is so captivated by Susan’s Boyle now that it doesn’t matter if she makes any mistakes anymore.
For those who know music, you would realise that Susan Boyle went off key at 0:34 of the video. It actually sounded quite bad. But people don’t care anymore, because she is now popular.
Popularity rules!
Popularity hides mistakes!
May 25, 2009
Eugene the Librarian – poetry
Look at Simon Cowell’s eyes. Look at how Piers buzzed him when he said the word ‘poetry’. It seems as if poetry alone and the way that guy behaved were so big a turnoff that he don’t even deserve to be on the show.
What did that guy do for Simon Cowell to give those eyes? Why did he get buzzed initially for wanting to perform poetry and being a librarian? Why don’t the good-looking, hip people get buzzed instead?
It just shows how society is prejudiced against those who don’t look ‘normal’ (if normality can be defined). We don’t given give this people a chance for themselves and judge them by the way they look or behave.
Thankfully, this show breaks stereotypes.
May 15, 2009
Crazy player: Rafer Alston
The NBA is becoming hilarious! That’s when you have players like Rafer Alston and his recent ‘weird’ behaviour in games.
In Game 2 of the Celtics vs Magic Semi-finals, Rafer Alston slapped Eddie House on the head after House made a shot. What was he thinking? Here’s the video of it:
And later Alston said, that was a natural reaction towards Eddie.
Yes, he was suspended for 1 game.
Today, his crazy antics returned. He kissed a referee on the head for what I don’t know. Here’s the video for it:
And yes, the NBA is planning a suspension for him again.
What was he thinking?
